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The 2 types of marriages: Love vs Arranged (Good one to read


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:53 pm
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The two types of marriages are as follows:

L/M=love marriage
A/M= arranged marriage

1.

L/M : Resembles procedural programming language. We
have some set functions like flirting, going to movies
together, making long conversations on phone and then
try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

A/M : Similar to object oriented programming approach.
We first fix the candidate and then try to implement
functions on her.The main object is fixed and various
functions are added to supplement the main program.
The functions can be added or deleted.


2.

L/M : It is a throwaway type of prototype as client
requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic
system and difficult to maintain.

A/M : Requirements are well defined so use of
Waterfall model is possible.

3.

L/M : Family system hangs beco'z hardware called
Parents are not responding.

A/M : Compatible with H/w Parents.


4.

L/M : U are the project leader so u are responsible
for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married
life.

A/M : U are a team member under PL parents so they R
responsible for successful execution of Project
Married life.

5.

L/M : Client expectations include exciting feature
as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc

A/M : All these features are covered in the SRS as
required features.

6.

L/M : Reliable beco'z divorce rate is higher.

A/M : divorce rate is lower.


7.

L/M : Acceptance test possible U can try before U
Buy.

A/M : Product is sold as it is where it is basis.
Product once sold will not be taken back.
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