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BAJJI

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:48 pm    Post subject: How to do Business...A MUST READ !
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This is really brilliant, Check it out.


Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son

Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."

This is how business is done!!!

Thanks,
Kiran.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:14 pm    Post subject:
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coooooooooooooool
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tooooooooo coooooooooool
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