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tom_mat

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:40 pm    Post subject: Made in India.....
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To all Indians,

There was a Japanese man who went to India for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.

During the journey,a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan ! .

After a while,a Toyota sped past the taxi, again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota,very fast! Made in Japan!"

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For thethird time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quitea number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!

The Japanese exclaimed, "What??... so expensive!"
There upon, The driver yelled back,
"Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!"
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:19 pm    Post subject:
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dont repeat the same jokes again, plz check the forum before posting ur jokes, any way this is nice joke
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