IBM Mainframe Forum Index
 
Log In
 
IBM Mainframe Forum Index Mainframe: Search IBM Mainframe Forum: FAQ Register
 

Best Break-Up Letter Ever ... !


IBM Mainframe Forums -> General Talk & Fun Stuff
Post new topic   Reply to topic
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
BAJJI

New User


Joined: 15 Jul 2005
Posts: 47

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:12 pm
Reply with quote

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.


It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Becky..............



The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.


In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.


There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
ikumar

New User


Joined: 02 Aug 2005
Posts: 81

PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:18 pm
Reply with quote

Good One icon_smile.gif
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
View previous topic :: :: View next topic  
Post new topic   Reply to topic View Bookmarks
All times are GMT + 6 Hours
Forum Index -> General Talk & Fun Stuff

 


Similar Topics
Topic Forum Replies
No new posts Break a record into fields, each fiel... SYNCSORT 2
No new posts Missing SECTION break DFSORT/ICETOOL 9
No new posts Break Auto update screen without message TSO/ISPF 2
No new posts Detect break in the sequence DFSORT/ICETOOL 6
No new posts Suppress value reported by BREAK in D... DFSORT/ICETOOL 3
Search our Forums:

Back to Top