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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:52 pm    Post subject: Deadly PJs....Commit suicide at your own risk...
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> drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be
> afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the
> pool n starts swimming....
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> ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
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> They Both Are Not a Banana !!
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