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Rupesh.Kothari

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:55 pm    Post subject: Why Women Lie!
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Why Women Lie!


One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river And her
thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked," Why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had
fallen into the water and she needed the thimble to make her living. The
Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble. " Is
this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord
again went down and came up with a silver thimble. "Is this your thimble?"
Again the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up
with a wooden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. "The
seamstress replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all the three
thimble to keep. And the seamstress went home happy. Some time later, the
seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank and her husband
fell into the river. When she cried out the Lord again appeared and asked
her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh, Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your
husband?" the Lord asked." Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious,
"You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom
Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him you would have come up with my husband.
Had I then said 'yes' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor
woman and not able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S WHY I said
yes to Mel Gibson."


Moral of this story is:

Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and honorable reason for the benefit
of others.


Regards

Rupesh
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radhakrishnan82

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:48 pm    Post subject:
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who pushed him into the river?? icon_smile.gif
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