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The Irish Taxi Driver

 
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Bill O'Boyle

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:55 pm    Post subject: The Irish Taxi Driver
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A British passenger in a taxi in Dublin leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from the edge of the bridge over the Liffey River.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab and then the still-shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the devil out of me."

The frightened Brit apologised to the driver and said he didn't realise a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten an Irishman so much.

The driver replied, "Will the saints in Heaven forgive me -- it's entirely my fault.

Today is my first day driving a cab as I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:54 pm    Post subject:
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Very nice Bill. 36_2_35.gif
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