Joined: 28 Aug 2007
|A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Hernine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet andshuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in thecloset, with the little boy.
The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
Boy: “Want to buy it.”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: “My dad’s outside.”
Man: “OK, how much?”
The next few weeks find the boy and her mother’s lover in the closettogether.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball mitt.”
The lover remembering the last time asks the boy, “How much?”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s gooutside and toss the baseball back and forth.” The boy says, “I can’t, Isold them.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that, thatis way more than those two things cost. I’m taking you to church and makingyou confess.”
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessionbooth, then closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again. you're in my closet now.”