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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 5:08 pm    Post subject: New Employee
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Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
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