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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:18 pm    Post subject: Nice One..!!!
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Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.

SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.

George: Condi! Nice to see you What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Let's hear it.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I''m asking you Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu..

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu

George: The Chinese?

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya?asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That''s the man's name.

George: That's whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes sir.

George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: Call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N .?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!

Condi: Kofi?

George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:39 pm    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply to: Nice One..!!!
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Hmmmm. . . .

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml

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Finding/playing the audio/video is even more funny than the text. . . icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 5:00 pm    Post subject:
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how long is a chinese
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:17 pm    Post subject:
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That is 7-letter long, Peter. icon_biggrin.gif
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