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 Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:51 pm    Post subject: Quiz.. Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? Think...........try it Yes you can................ No??? Cmon.. Can't answer..........scroll down ... scroll... A - The other 9 fish are crying................. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How??? Lets C' if you can solve this one.... ... . . . . . . . . .. . . . Can't think...c'mon... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . Here goes the answer... . . .Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli).....- -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ??? scroll down for answer. . . . . . . . . . . . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - .not getting, very simple yaar.. - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . coz, they all started clapping !!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ek Aur PJ Isse kehte hain......... Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai. To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai??? guess scroll down for the answer - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - .. - . - . - . - . - . - . - . The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon. Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon" "Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi.... Don't scratch ur head, this is a song from the film "Dil Se" One More What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? - ...and the Answer is.......... - . - . - . - . - . - .. - . - .Scroll down. - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - .. - . - .Just One Scroll .. - . - . - .. - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - .. - . - . - . - . - HASINA ! ------------ Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it? Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette Another deadly answer. scroll down a little Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- - ------------------ A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which platform are you working on?" *****************************-************************* Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why? Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal. ______________

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