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Love letter ---software engineer - Superb

 
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avinash sengar

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:55 pm    Post subject: Love letter ---software engineer - Superb
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Ultimate Love Letter…

Awesome mail…but d best part is signature...

(By a Programmer... )

Sweetheart ,

I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.

My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.

Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.

Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .

I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...


Regards,
Software Pogrammer
Today This company
Tommorrow That Company
But always want ur company!
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PeterHolland

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:07 pm    Post subject:
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grant me all privileges of your inbox


My whole IT career (programmer or not) there was not one female
colleague that didnt grant me the privileges of their inbox.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:36 am    Post subject: Re: Love letter ---software engineer - Superb
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Signature of the letter is the highlight icon_biggrin.gif

avinash sengar wrote:
Ultimate Love Letter…
Regards,
Software Pogrammer
Today This company
Tommorrow That Company
But always want ur company!
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enrico-sorichetti

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply to: Love letter ---software engineer - Superb
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what about getting outsourced ?
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