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She Has Destroyed My Golf Passion!!!

 
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:26 pm    Post subject: She Has Destroyed My Golf Passion!!!
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Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

Disappointed I went back into the house, and sneaked back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out there playing golf in that terrible weather?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped playing golf. icon_sad.gif
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PeterHolland

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:16 pm    Post subject:
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but I have stopped playing golf


Thanks, i had to stop visiting your wife because of that. icon_eek.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:18 pm    Post subject:
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Peter, that was excellent icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:26 pm    Post subject:
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Thanks expat,

hope Anuj is not taking it personal.
It was a joke, was it?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:57 pm    Post subject:
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I hope so icon_wink.gif
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:36 pm    Post subject:
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heh heh, that was a nice punch! Yup, i'm not yet married - so no harm is done! icon_wink.gif
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rockish

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:48 pm    Post subject:
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"Just reading it as a joke", Its truly a nice One Anuj.. And a even better counter Peter.. Cant stop laughing..
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