Joined: 16 Feb 2007
Location: IL, USA
|Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking,
surely I can't look that old. Well, you'll love this one.
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new
dentist. I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I
remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in
my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This
balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have
been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had
attended DAV Sr Secondary, Chandigarh.
"Yes. Yes, I did," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1978. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat ass,
Grey-haired, Decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked: "What did you teach???"