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pawasthi

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Joined: 08 Mar 2010
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Location: India

 Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:33 pm    Post subject: HR means -->> "HIGH RISK" After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment, no commendation. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His HRmanager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager: How many days are there in a year? Man: 365 days and sometimes 366. Manager: How many hours make up a day? Man: 24 Hours. Manager: How long do u work in a day? Man: 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day. Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours? Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third). Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days? Man: 122(1/3 x 366=122 in days) Manager: Do u come to work on weekends? Man: No sir. Manager: How many days r there in a year that r weekends? Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days do u now have? Man: 18 days. Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining? Man: 4 days. Manager: Do u work on Republic Day? Man: No sir! Manager: Do u come to work on Independence Day? Man: No sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Man: 2 days Sir! Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day? Man: No sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Man: 1 day sir! Manager: Do u work on Christmas Day? Man: No Sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Man: None Sir! Manager: So what r u claiming? Man: I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing company money all these days. Moral of the Story - NEVER GO TO HR FOR ANY HELP!!! HR means "HIGH RISK"

Ranjithkumar

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Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 94
Location: India

 Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply to: HR means -->> "HIGH RISK" Personal experience ???
Anuj Dhawan

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Joined: 22 Apr 2006
Posts: 6258
Location: Mumbai, India

 Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:23 pm    Post subject: Personally, I believe, HR means - Harassing Resources...not a good exeperience in any shop so far. I don't know why the B-schools have MBA in HR?
Bharath Bhat

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Location: chennai

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:20 pm    Post subject:

 Quote: After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment, no commendation.

Its totally my condition.....
pawasthi

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Joined: 08 Mar 2010
Posts: 15
Location: India

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply to: HR means -->> "HIGH RISK"

 Quote: Its totally my condition.....

Very true...
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