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vermarohitbr

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Joined: 21 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:18 pm
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Who works for India!!!!!!!!!!


The population of India is 100 crores.

100,000,00,000

But 19 crores are retired.

-19,000,00,000

That leaves 81 crores do the work.

81,000,00,000

There are 25 crores in school,

-25,000,00,000

which leaves 56 crores to do the work.

56,000,00,000

Of this there are 22 crores employed by the
Central Govt,

-22,000,00,000

leaving 34 crores to do the work.

34,000,00,000

4 crores are in the Armed Forces,

-4,000,00,000

which leaves 30 crores to do the work.

30,000,00,0 00

Take away from above total the 20 crores people
work

for State Governments

(State Government employees officially do not
work!)

-20,000,00,000

and that leaves 10 crores to do the work.

10,000,00,000

Total unemployed are 8 crores

-8,000,00,000

and that leaves 2 crores to do the work.

2,000,00,000

At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in

hospitals,

-1,200,00,000

leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.

80,00,000

Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute,
there are
79,99,998

people are in prisons throughout the country.

-79,99,998

That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......

2

You and me!!!


And currently YOU are sitting at your computer
reading fun stuff at ibmmainframes forum

So I am
the only person in our country who is working! And
that's why India
is surviving!!!

Now, please log out and do your job because, for
a change, I
want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer
because of that!
ROHIT
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therasith

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:24 pm
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hai rohit

Realy hard work for it.


mmmmmmmmmmmmm.......


Regards

Therasith
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sri_al

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:27 pm
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Hai Rohit,

This is really good.Keep up the work.have a nice day

byee
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namakmirch

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:20 pm
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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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