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Bharath Bhat

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:26 pm    Post subject: A few extra bucks
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A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman

answers.



The guy

says, "Who is this?"



"This is the maid.", answered the woman.



"We don't

have a maid!"



"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."



"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"



"Ummm .... she's upstairs in

the bedroom with someone

who I just figured was her husband."



The guy

is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would

you like to make $50,000?"





"What do I have to do?"



"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and

shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."



The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps,

followed by two gunshots.



The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with

the bodies?"



"Throw them in the swimming pool!"



"What?! There's no pool here?"



Long pause...



"Uh .... is this 832-4821?"
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:17 pm    Post subject:
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If the number was wrong ... how could maid find the gun exactly at the same place where the unkown caller told!

... hope the sun-shine will reach to you soon...icon_biggrin.gif ...this "idiot" will pray for you...icon_smile.gif
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Bharath Bhat

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:48 pm    Post subject:
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May be, People in that part of the world keep their guns in their desks!!
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Escapa

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:03 pm    Post subject:
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Guns in the desks without lock.... looks dangerous... icon_lol.gif
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rockish

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:42 am    Post subject:
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omg, finding a reason to laugh !!!

come on folks, lets not analyze n have some laughter instead !!!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:22 pm    Post subject:
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sometimes logic cant be seen in jokes, cmon guys, lets not analyze, nice one..!!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:18 pm    Post subject:
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vadivel comedy icon_lol.gif .
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