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Bharath Bhat
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Joined: 20 Mar 2008
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Location: chennai
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A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman
answers.
The guy
says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't
have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in
the bedroom with someone
who I just figured was her husband."
The guy
is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would
you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and
shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps,
followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with
the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause...
"Uh .... is this 832-4821?" |
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Anuj Dhawan
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Location: Mumbai, India
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If the number was wrong ... how could maid find the gun exactly at the same place where the unkown caller told!
... hope the sun-shine will reach to you soon... ...this "idiot" will pray for you... |
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Bharath Bhat
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May be, People in that part of the world keep their guns in their desks!!
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Escapa
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Location: IL, USA
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Guns in the desks without lock.... looks dangerous...  |
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rockish
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Location: Planet Earth
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omg, finding a reason to laugh !!!
come on folks, lets not analyze n have some laughter instead !!! |
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jenev
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Location: chennai
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| sometimes logic cant be seen in jokes, cmon guys, lets not analyze, nice one..!! |
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kacks7
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Location: chennai(india)
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| vadivel comedy . |
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