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anuradha

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:29 pm    Post subject: TITANIC
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It seems this is the award winning joke. But please dont ask which award and when. Newazzzzz njoi

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here. "The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. "Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:25 am    Post subject: Re: TITANIC
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hi,
its a good joke
thanks for quote

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:43 am    Post subject: Re: TITANIC
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Nice One....

hahaha

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:39 pm    Post subject:
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i couldnt stop laughing....good joke...

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