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rakesha.hg

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:56 pm    Post subject: Need one copy!!!
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A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a paper shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing Work?"

"Certainly, Sir" said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine."I just need one copy."

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MORAL OF THE STORY:

Never, ever assume that your BOSS knows everything. icon_eek.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:01 pm    Post subject:
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Never, ever assume that your BOSS knows everything.


But most of the peoples BOSS is not CEO icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply to: Need one copy!!!
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Well,

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But most of the peoples BOSS is not CEO


i thought CEO is boss of all icon_question.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:52 pm    Post subject:
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i thought CEO is boss of all


But then hardly matters how much he knows to individual.. like us..
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:59 am    Post subject:
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Joke was little scary ....recession
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