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sajin_ca

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:22 am    Post subject: 3 patients.... (Fun)
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One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him, "OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies, "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients did. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply to: 3 patients.... (Fun)
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply to: 3 patients.... (Fun)
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just LMAO :D :D
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:33 pm    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply to: 3 patients.... (Fun)
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Too Good :)
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:29 pm    Post subject:
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very very nice. 36_2_35.gif
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