superk
Global Moderator
Joined: 26 Apr 2004
Posts: 4652
Location: Raleigh, NC, USA
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14. Your coffee stays hot all day!
13. Never have to look very far to find the legal depart-
ment.
12. In hell, you *know* who drank your Coke in the fridge-
Satan!
11. 30 percent fewer "Dilbert" cartoons in the break room.
10. In hell, that devil-may-care attitude of yours comes in
handy.
9. You get to spend more time with your spouse now.
8. No more wondering if the boss hates you.
7. Riding to work in a handbasket beats the hell out of
public transportation.
6. Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten lava actually
quite invigorating.
5. Surfing porno sites all day scores *major* points with
the boss!
4. Your office: One free stale donut every Friday.
Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full House" cast member
every Friday.
3. Your job? Suit and tie. Hell? Pitchforks and attitude,
Baby!
2. Ferocious reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty
joke now and then without threatening a sexual harassment
complaint.
1. Microwave popcorn -- without leaving your cubicle! |
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