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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:29 pm    Post subject: The Top 14 Ways Hell is Better Than Your Job
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14. Your coffee stays hot all day!

13. Never have to look very far to find the legal depart-
ment.

12. In hell, you *know* who drank your Coke in the fridge-
Satan!

11. 30 percent fewer "Dilbert" cartoons in the break room.

10. In hell, that devil-may-care attitude of yours comes in
handy.

9. You get to spend more time with your spouse now.

8. No more wondering if the boss hates you.

7. Riding to work in a handbasket beats the hell out of
public transportation.

6. Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten lava actually
quite invigorating.

5. Surfing porno sites all day scores *major* points with
the boss!

4. Your office: One free stale donut every Friday.
Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full House" cast member
every Friday.

3. Your job? Suit and tie. Hell? Pitchforks and attitude,
Baby!

2. Ferocious reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty
joke now and then without threatening a sexual harassment
complaint.

1. Microwave popcorn -- without leaving your cubicle!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply to: The Top 14 Ways Hell is Better Than Your Job
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heh heh heh

Wonder who can we get to read these on Letterman. . .
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