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Umashankar Gowda

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:00 pm    Post subject: Some Nice Liners..
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Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui...
Biwi ghar main aayi...
ghar SWARG ban gaya...
aur main
SWARGWASI...


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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense


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Like someone said..its difficult 2 understand GOD.
He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
!?!!!?!


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It takes
thousand
workers 2
build a castle

Million
soldiers 2
protect a
country

BUT Just
ONE woman
2 make a
Happy HOME!

Let's Thank
......

KAAMWALI


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After Finishing MBBS,
Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
He Chcked 1st patient eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCh & finally said
BOLE TO..........
TORCH THEEEEK HAI

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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered


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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND.!


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