Portal | Manuals | References | Downloads | Info | Programs | JCLs | Master the Mainframes
IBM Mainframe Computers Forums Index
IBM Mainframe Computers Forums Index Mainframe: Search IBM Mainframe Forum: FAQ Memberlist Usergroups Profile Log in to check your private messages Log in


Best Graffiti

Post new topic   Reply to topic    IBMMAINFRAMES.com Support Forums -> General Talk & Fun Stuff
View previous topic :: :: View next topic  
Author Message

New User

Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Posts: 58

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:20 pm    Post subject: Best Graffiti
Reply with quote

From a book called, "Wisdom From The Walls," by Kristen Kammerer and
Bridget Snyder. They compiled some really great graffiti, and here it

If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
* On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet.
O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
* Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
* Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's
all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
* Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.

If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
* Smoky Joe's. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
* Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
* The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her shit.
* Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
* Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war -- Hell, do both, get married!
* Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
* The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* Revolution Books. New York, New York.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going
to have trouble with it.
* Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
* Men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
* Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
* Men's restroom, Lynagh's. Lexington, Kentucky.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message

View previous topic :: :: View next topic  
Post new topic   Reply to topic    IBMMAINFRAMES.com Support Forums -> General Talk & Fun Stuff All times are GMT + 6 Hours
Page 1 of 1


Search our Forum:

Back to Top
Mainframe Wiki | Forum Rules | Bookmarks | Subscriptions | FAQ | Tutorials | Contact Us