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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:20 pm    Post subject: Best Graffiti
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From a book called, "Wisdom From The Walls," by Kristen Kammerer and
Bridget Snyder. They compiled some really great graffiti, and here it
is:

If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
* On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet.
O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
* Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
* Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's
all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
* Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.

If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
* Smoky Joe's. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
* Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
* The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her shit.
* Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
* Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war -- Hell, do both, get married!
* Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
* The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* Revolution Books. New York, New York.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going
to have trouble with it.
* Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

JESUS SAVES!
But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
* Men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
* Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
* Men's restroom, Lynagh's. Lexington, Kentucky.
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