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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:14 pm    Post subject: World war 3
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks
in and asks the

barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
over and says,

"Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "

See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14
million Pakistanis!"
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