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sangiah

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:15 pm    Post subject: IS this happening in your life?
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005, WHEN....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail
addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a
business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial"9" to get an
outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different
companies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cellphone to see if
anyone is home to help
you carry in the groceries.

13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have in
the first 20 or 30 (or
60) years of your life,is now a cause for panic and you turn around to
go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list. AND NOW U R
LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know
you want to!
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jkbytes

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Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Posts: 141
Location: South Africa

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:26 pm    Post subject: Re: IS this happening in your life?
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hey,

The 19th is real nice one.


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19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
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priyesh.agrawal

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Joined: 28 Mar 2005
Posts: 1452
Location: Chicago, IL

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:41 pm    Post subject: Re: IS this happening in your life?
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Hey want to add on more...

I tried to swap I-Card some times on Room's door, even though there is nothing hanging round the neck at the time, nor the door is enabled to so.

& then I felt icon_evil.gif ....

Priyesh.
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kanak

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Joined: 12 Mar 2005
Posts: 252
Location: India

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:15 am    Post subject:
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hey priyesh this happend with me a hell lot of time. icon_biggrin.gif ..enjoy the difeerence of this 2005 a new way to live you life.
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