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sangiah

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:13 pm    Post subject: TO ACHIEVE TARGET
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A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE.
SUDDENLY GOD APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY.
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS."

HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.

IN HEAVEN, HE ASKED GOD, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.
GOD REPLIED," SORRY SON, MONTH END, HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET.. "
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:31 pm    Post subject: Re: TO ACHIEVE TARGET
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I guess microsofts marketing manager is god's legal business consultant

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