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sangiah

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:10 pm    Post subject: Moral of the story
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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and commit my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, & if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.

"I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her clothes & threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned & went straight to the front door. I opened the door & stepped out of the house & walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,? We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

...The moral of this story is :....

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Moral of the story
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Thats not the best place to keep your _______.



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:06 am    Post subject: hmmm
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