Joined: 09 Mar 2005
|This married couple were sitting in a fine
restaurant when the wife looks
over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken
The husband asks "I notice you've been watching
that man for some time now.
Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has
been drinking like that
since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I
wouldn't think anybody could
celebrate that long."