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vidyasaraswathi

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:57 pm    Post subject: THE TEST
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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him.
"You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression
on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he
winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten
berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself
that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and
on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The
first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with
it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the
third guy coming with pineapples."
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priya

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:24 pm    Post subject:
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I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.


Nice One...
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jkbytes

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:40 pm    Post subject: Re: THE TEST
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A classy one. A Real nice joke after such a long time.
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subhasis_50

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:15 pm    Post subject: Re: THE TEST
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Hi,
Its really funny...carry on icon_lol.gif
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rahadhus

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:02 am    Post subject: All the guys were fools
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I think all the guys were fools.

They might have not come back.

Anyway they had a cjance to escape when they were let in the forest.

Regards,
Rahadhus
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