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priya

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:14 am    Post subject: Can I post JOKES here?
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Hai Mc,

Can I post Jokes here
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mcmillan

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:41 am    Post subject: Re
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Hai Priya,

Hmmm... You can post jokes, if it's your own (?)!!! Please read this before posting:

http://ibmmainframes.com/expertforum/viewtopic.php?t=2
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sha

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:33 pm    Post subject: Re
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Hai Priya,

Application Approved!

WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR JOKES.....
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priya

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:06 am    Post subject: Oh! Sorry for the Delay...
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This is my First joke....

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper,"I'll have a batch monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over
to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar
and leash, handed it to the customer, saying,That'll be $5000." The
customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went
over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey.

Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can
program in COBOL very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money." The
tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a online monkey; it can
manage batch as well as online programming, CICS, even some tools. All the
really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a
cage of its own.
The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper,
"That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it
do?"


The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it doing anything,
but the other monkeys call him the project leader."
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sha

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:47 pm    Post subject: Re
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Hai priya,

Ha...Ha..Ha.Hahahahaha..........

"I AM LAUGHING....."

Please some more!!!
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mcmillan

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:55 pm    Post subject: Re
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Dear Friends,

We have created a new forum to post your Jokes. Please use that...

http://ibmmainframes.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=4
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khamarutheen

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:05 pm    Post subject: Joke
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Hi Priya,
Nice joke... Let all the project leaders read this joke.......... icon_surprised.gif
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ramsfm

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 11:33 am    Post subject: Re: Can I post JOKES here?
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Hi Priya,

its nice joke keep post nice jokes.
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