jkbytes
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Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Posts: 139
Location: South Africa
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Enjoy this...
Newspaper had a humour page with following
matrimonials published in it.
BANKER:
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me
with her service.
CAR MECHANIC:
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.
Should be above average and must run the household at
a good average.
DOCTOR:
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria,
making me
desirous of marriage.
I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has
knowledge of all ills and
pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all
sins be it anasin,
metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with
no side effects.
Apply or reply.
DRUNKARD:
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a
soda factory.
I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when
friends come home.
Friends come home only seven times a week.
Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar.
Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should
be ample.
LAWYER:
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible
candidate for the post of
husband after marriage.
The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a
girl. The girl
should be strictly a girl.
The girl should be willing to surrender to the service
and jurisdiction
of My Lord i.e. Myself.
Any objection would be overruled and will not be
sustained. Apply in
confidence and if you have the confidence.
SOFTWARE ENGINEER:
Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with
Security
features (privileges only for the Specific User
especially critical
Functionalities).
There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her.
Low Bugs can be
deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build.
She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, should be USER
FRIENDLY.
We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the
product but we will
assure it will never be released to ANY OTHER
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