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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:22 pm    Post subject: Good Jokes
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1. A student's leave letter :

"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."

2. A candidate's application :

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.

3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows :

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows :

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

5. A leave letter to the headmaster :

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

6. An incident of a leave letter :

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster :

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. "

8. A covering note :

"I am enclosed herewith..."

9. From H.A.L. Administration dept :

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

10. Actual letter written for application of leave :

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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