rahadhus
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Joined: 02 Jun 2005
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1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel
kyon dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
2. Four hightech sardar inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.
3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what
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---To avoid side effect!!!
4. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho
ko pani dal. Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
Sardar : abe ulu chatri pakdke dal na".
5. Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: Punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
Punjab".
6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir
gita pe haath.
7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
8. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door ?
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Bcoz it was an entrance exam.
9. Banta's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations
for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
10. Santa: I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
Santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
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