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vidyasaraswathi

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:47 pm    Post subject: Lie Machine
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> A lie machine is bought.It works in the

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> following way.....

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> If the truth is told- the machine wont give any

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> sound

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> If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound

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> 'TNAAAAA...'

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> Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi

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> and one Sardarji.

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> Their correspondences are given infront of the lie

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> machine.Here it goes......

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> Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a

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> time!'

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> Lie machine:-'TNAAAAA...'

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> Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at

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> a time'

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> Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)

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> Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time'

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> Lie machine:-'TNAAA...'

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> Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a

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> time'

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> Lie machine:-no sound(truth)

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> Sardarji:-'I think....'

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> Lie machine:- 'TNAAAAAA.....'

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> Sardarji:-'I think...'

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> Lie machine:-'TNAAAAAAA......

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> Sardarji:-'I think...'

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> Lie machine:-'TNAAAAAAA......

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> Sardarji:-'I think...'

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> Lie machine:-'TNAAAAAAA......

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> Sardarji:-'I think...'

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> Lie machine:-'TNAAAAAAA......

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> Sardarji:-'I think...'

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> Lie machine:-'TNAAAAAAA......

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> Sardarji:-'I think...'

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> Lie machine:-'TNAAAAAAA......

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> Sardarji:-'I think...'

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> Lie machine:-'TNAAAAAAA......

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radhakrishnan82

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:58 pm    Post subject:
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jkbytes

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Lie Machine
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I guess the machine has some fault, even it should have sounded TNAAAA.......

When the madrasi told he can eat 10 dosas.

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Prasanthhere

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Lie Machine
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So nice
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therasith

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:18 pm    Post subject: ha ha
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hai JKB(yets)


Very nice joke

regards

therasith
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