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jkbytes

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:38 am    Post subject: Never beat anyone
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Hi,

Really Good one!!!!

There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy some 5-6 years old. The relationship b/w the couple was turning sour.

So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?"

Kid said,"No, mummy beats me" icon_sad.gif( So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then ?" Kid said, "No, papa beats me" icon_sad.gif( Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child......


And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......


any guesses????????



come on I know you can make it......


ok here goes the answer












The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they




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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:48 am    Post subject: I got the answer
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May be with the Judge!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:50 am    Post subject: Re: Never beat anyone
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Hey no yaar,

He will stay with the indian cricket team only,

And can you guess with whom he will live among the indian cricketers.?????
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:52 am    Post subject: Now I know the Answer
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The kid will be with Mr.Ganguly only... Beacuse he got no intention to beat anyone!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:55 am    Post subject: Re: Never beat anyone
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Sahi Jawab,

But no prizes for answering it.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:20 pm    Post subject:
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Now I got the Answer!


It should be Ganguly!!!!!

He has gone no intension of beating anyone!!!!!! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

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