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jkbytes

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:33 am    Post subject: Differences between You and Your Boss
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Hi,

Differences between You and Your Boss
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1.
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

2.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

3.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

4.
When you doing something without being told, you're over-stepping

authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

5.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skpis a few rules, he's being original.

6.
When you take a stand, you're being a pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

7.
When you're out of office, you're wandering around.
When you're boss is out, he's on business.

8.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:51 am    Post subject: Yes
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Yes


I will be hapy if you become my boss and if you clearly know these things.

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Rahadhus
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:11 am    Post subject: Re: Differences between You and Your Boss
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hey,

Even if i become a boss i 'll automatically get a boss's mind & a boss's way of thinking.
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