jkbytes
Active User
Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Posts: 139
Location: South Africa
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Hi,
Differences between You and Your Boss
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1.
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
4.
When you doing something without being told, you're over-stepping
authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
5.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skpis a few rules, he's being original.
6.
When you take a stand, you're being a pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
7.
When you're out of office, you're wandering around.
When you're boss is out, he's on business.
8.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked. |
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