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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:09 pm    Post subject: Newton faints !!!
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Recently the father of physics, Newton made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He
watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced
that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and
apologised for everything he had done.

In the movie of Mithun Chakravarthy Newton dada was confused to such an
extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1)Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Mithunda
is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his
ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live

2)In one of the movies, Mithunda is confronted with 2 gangsters. Mithunda
has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The
knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then,
Mithunda utters the following dialogue "Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne
sabko Chiraa".

3)Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a revolver but he got
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang... And the gangster dies....

4)The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the remote is in the hands
of the villain about 100 km away. As usual, the villain confronts the hero
saying "Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka button dabake tumhari
mehbooba ko mar doonga".
The usual fight occurs and just as the hero makes the final blow, the
villain dies but not before he presses than damn button. Now what to do?
Sure enough, there is a horse and the hero jumps on it. Now there is a
The current in the cable connected to the electric chair is moving fast but
our hero and his horse are desparately trying tocatch up.... goes on for a
few km and just as the current would hit the chair, the hero jumps from the
horse and picks the girl away from the chain and husssshhhh. She is saved.
The poor electric current only goes to an empty chair. Climax, taaalian.
Hero! Hero!! Hero!!!

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely pissed off
and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a Rajnikanth movie for
last time and thought that atleast one movie will follow his theory of

The whole movie goes fine and newton is happy that all in the world hasnt
changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally arrives.Rajni gets to know
that the villian is on the the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajni can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques
our heroes normally use. Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian because
its the climax Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..
Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He
one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall ,he
shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the
first gun fires off and the villian is dead.

Newton faints !!!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:46 am    Post subject:
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Oh dear God.. Just finished reading the same story about Rajini n now Mithun.. No idea how many more are still there icon_biggrin.gif
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