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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:52 pm    Post subject: Sardarji
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One Sardar happens to be smartest among all other sardars, Once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another PC. Following was the steps followed by him.

1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and
selected cut option.
2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3)Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he
wanted to copy that file
4) And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!

Balle Balle....


Sardar - Why r all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

Man: Sardarji, where were you born?
Sardarji: PUNJAB.
Man: Which Part?
Sardarji: Oye!Part part kya kar raha hai,whole body born in Punjab.
One Day Sardar's Girlfriend asks him,
Girlfriend: "Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING?"
Sardar: "Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No."
A Teacher told all Students in a class to write as essay on a Cricket
Match. All were busy in writing except one Sardar.
Sardar was Standing in front of the Mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife - What do you think you are doing?
Sardar - I just want to know how i look when i sleep...

Sardar at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you
call a modern Art?"
Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:54 pm    Post subject: Cute quotes
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Cute Friendship Quotes, Sweet Cute Quotes, Best Cute Love Quotes !

Bloom where you are planted.

Your talent is God?s gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.

Be yourself. Who else is better qualified.

Don?t postpone joy.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine..

All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.

You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye

If you love someone tell them, because hearts are often broken bywords left unspoken

Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. ? Eric Golnik

It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success. - David Feherty

A positive attitude can really make dreams come true -- it did for me. - Zina Garrison

Nothing in life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

"To the world, you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world!"

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.

"Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

Life is a garden, Good friends are the flowers and time spent together... life's happiest hours
And friendships like flowers, blooms ever more fair... when carefully tended by dear friends who care.

If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the Sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me. I cannot build a Mountain Or catch a Rainbow fair, But let me be what I
know best A Friend that's always there.

A million words couldn't bring you back I know because I've tried, Neither could a million
tears I know because I've cried.

Once upon a time, something happened to me,
it was the sweetest thing, that could ever be,
a fantasy, a dream come true, it was the day that I met you

Somewhere there's someone, who dreams about your smile, and finds in your presence,
that life is worth while, so when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere
is thinking of yo

We may fight, and we may cry, but my love for you will never die

It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, and I call them my best friends.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:55 pm    Post subject: Funny quotes & Funny Quotations
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Sardarji
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the sardarji jokes are ok, but youshould have used a new topic to post the love quotes...so from here after try to post your topics as seperate topics unless they are not related to each other,

with luv,

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