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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:34 am    Post subject: The Lion King !!! ???
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In the poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated, as he
was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion
thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo
Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo
management to shift the lion to the US Zoo. The lion
was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c
environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green
Card also. On its first day after arrival, the lion
was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for
breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked
to see that it contained few peanuts. Then the lion
thought that may be they cared too much for him as
they were worried about his stomach as he had recently
shifted from India. The next day the same thing
happened. On the third day, again the same food bag of
peanuts was delivered. The lion was so furious, it
stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, "Don't
you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's
wrong with your management? What nonsense is this, why
are you delivering peanuts to me?" The delivery boy
politely said, "Sir, I know you are the king of the
jungle but ... err... did you know that you have been
brought here on a monkey's visa???"
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