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jkbytes

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:26 pm
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Laloo Prasad applied for a job in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few
days later, he received the following reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad
You do not meet our requirement. Please do not send any further
correspondences. No telephone call will be entertained. Thank you very
much.

Laloo was very thrilled to receieve this letter. He organized for a
party to celebrate and invited all his close friends and relatives.

When all the guests arrived, he announced, " Bhayion aur Behnon, aapko
yeh jaan kar khushi hogi ki humka Amreeka mein naukri mil gaiye hai"
All the guests clapped in appreciation.

He continued, "Humko appointment letter bhi mil gava hai, aap subko
padkar sunaoonga .. magar angrezi mein likha hai... isliye sath-sath
hindi mein
translate bhi karoonga.

- Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad : Pyare Laloo Prasad Bhaiya

- You do not meet : Aap to milte hi nahin ho

- our requirement : humka to zaroorat hai

- Please do not send any further correspondence : ab letter-vetter ki
kaono zaroorat nahin

- No telephone calls : phunuva ka bhi kaono zaroorat nahin

- will be entertained : bahut khatir ki jayegi
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:32 pm
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Good one
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Gousiya Mulla

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:04 pm
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:29 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:20 pm
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too gud
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:48 am
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