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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:17 pm
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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge
Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.



A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India
after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar student stands up- we must
find & stop her!.






A Sardharji photographer focusing a
dead
body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat
him. Why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"






Teacher: "I killed a person".
Convert this
sentence into future tense.
Sardar student: The future tense
is "U
will go to jail".






Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat
,goes
out,climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.

A man asks why he does this.

Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch
manager."



Sardarji standing below a tube light
with an
open mouth.................
WHY?
because his doctor advised him
'Todays
dinner should be light"
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