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vidyasaraswathi

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:52 pm    Post subject: Some nice jokes......
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WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday."




A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Some nice jokes......
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Hey,

A Nice huband's logic.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Some nice jokes......
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icon_biggrin.gif This shows that men do not have constant mind icon_biggrin.gif
Isn't it??????????????
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Some nice jokes......
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Hi,

Once if guys get married there OS gets overloaded with the application called wife, which makes them to think of having multi programming capability.

just for fun vidhya. icon_lol.gif
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