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vidyasaraswathi

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 11:57 am    Post subject: MBA v/s CA
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This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

A MBA and a CA go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the CA wakes his MBA friend. " look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"

The CA is silent for a moment, then speaks.

icon_biggrin.gif "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent". icon_biggrin.gif
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