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vidyasaraswathi

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:54 am
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Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him,
and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and
says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out here." The
astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your
Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese,
you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives
Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were
on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg rg replies, "It was the iceberg that
sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg,
Carlsberg, you're all the same."
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