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vidyasaraswathi
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How To Catch a Lion !! ??
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? Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.
? Einstein Method:
Run like Crazy in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
? Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
? Indian Police Method:
catch ANY animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.
? Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
? Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !
? Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
? Ekta Kapoor Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !
? Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
? Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
? Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
? Kris Srikanth method:
Try explaining the Lion of How Good a Tiger is (!!!). Geep Braaizing da Diger dill da Lion geds Fruztrated and gills idzelf ... (Did not understand ...? No one understands Srikanth anyways...!!!)
Navjot Singh Sidhhu method:
Start Speaking....Continue Speaking....Don't Stop Speaking....Keep Speaking on absolutely anything....It should make no sense whatsoever!!!After a while the Lion is DEAD...And with it, so are many other animals,birds,reptiles....But still do not stop speaking.
? Atal Bihari Vajpayee method:
Start speaking with the Lion. After the first word is out of your mouth, the time it takes for the next word to come out..........................................................................I think you understood!!! |
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Umashankar Gowda
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Joined: 17 May 2005
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Hi, Vidya,
All the methods of Catching a lion are really nice. But what about your method of catching a lion?? |
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vidyasaraswathi
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Hi Umashankar Gowda,
As I am a software Engg, of course my method is:Software Engineer Method  
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
No doubt in this......................... |
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jkbytes
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Joined: 19 Feb 2005
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Location: South Africa
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Hi Vidhya,
I really liked the indian police method.....
Its quite suitable for india.... |
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