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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:31 pm    Post subject: Musharraf's Visit to INDIA..
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Musharraf comes to Delhi for a meeting with Vajpayee.
>After dinner,Vajpayee says to Musharraf:
>
>"Well Parvez, I don't know what you think of the
>members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and
>brilliant."
>
>"How do you know?" asks Musharraf
>
>"Oh well, it's simple",says Atal. "They all have to
>take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait
>a second". He calls Advani over and asks him "Tell me
>Advaniji, who is the child of your father and of your
>mother who is not your brother and is not your
>sister?"
>
>"Ah,that's simple",says Advani, "it is me!"
>
>"Well done Advani", says Vajpayee and Musharraf is
>very impressed. He returns to Islamabad and wonders
>about the intelligence of the members of is Cabinet.
>He calls in his favourite member of cabinet and asks:
>
>"Tell me, who is the child of you! r father and of your
>mother who is not your brother and is not your
>sister?"
>
>He thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can
>I think about it a bit further Sir? May I let you know
>tomorrow? ". "
>
>Of course",says Musharraf, "You've got 24 hours."
>
>He goes away,thinks as hard as he can, calls in his
>Cabinet Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint
>Secretaries, but no-one knows the answer.Twenty hours
>later, the member of Musharraf's cabinet is very
>worried-still no answer and only 4 hours to go.
>Eventually he says to himself:
>
>"I'll ask Bill Clinton, he's clever, he'll know the
>answer." He calls Clinton." Mr.President", he says,
>"Tell me who is the child of your father and of your
>mother who is not your brother and is not your
>sister?"
>
>"Very simple",says Clinton, "It's me!"
>
>"Wonderful!" says the Cabinet member and hangs up.
>Jumping with joy realizing that he knows the answer,
>he rings Musharra! f."Sir, I've got the answer!".
>
>"What is it?"
>
>"It's Bill Clinton".
>
>"No, you idiot", says Musharraf, "It's Advani"
>
>
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