1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
removed so that I may be promoted to management
5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received.
6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99
for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to delive! r this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in approximately 19 weeks.
10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by
your PC for my response.
11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to
leave me any messages.