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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 2:16 pm    Post subject: amusing quotes
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[1] The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost

[2] The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. – Franklin P. Jones

[3] We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan



[4] It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world
everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

[5] It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

[6] Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

[7] Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

[8] Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.



[9] It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

[10] Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.



[11] hoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

[12] Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

[13] Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



[14] Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

[15] Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein

[16] The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 10:47 am    Post subject: Re: amusing quotes
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Hi,
Very nice.....

I have one comment on this:

[quote][b][2] The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. ? Franklin P. Jones[/b][/quote]

icon_biggrin.gif But, the trouble with not being punctual is:
Everybody is there to scold you for not being punctual!!!!!!!!!!
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