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IT industry too long these are your symptoms

 
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rakesha.hg

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:58 pm    Post subject: IT industry too long these are your symptoms
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If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:

1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g . When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"

2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.

3) U drink more tea or coffee than water.

4) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)

5) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.

6) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.

7) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.

8) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.

9) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.

10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.

11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam. (:-)

13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.

14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.

15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.

16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12

17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .

18.)And now u r smiling!!! icon_lol.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply to: IT industry too long these are your symptoms
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Good one. icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:36 am    Post subject:
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Cute idea and stuff
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply to: IT industry too long these are your symptoms
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nice collection icon_smile.gif
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