jkbytes
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Bihar Essay You'll forget your English by the time you
finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a
Bihari candidate at the recent UPSC examinations. The
candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
Indian Cow - HE IS THE COW. The cow is a successful
animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is fe!
male, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got
child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and
useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two
are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can
be utilised for use.More so the milk. Milk comes from
4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have
any such attachment ] What can it do? Various ghee,
butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so
forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and
mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he
is of lazy species., Also his other motion.. [gober]
is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making
flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand, and drying in the
sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his
feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with
his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the
mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.
His only attacking and defending organ is the horns,
specially so when he is got child. This is don! e by
knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be
paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly
proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails
also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar
animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other
side. This is done to frighten away the flies which
alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with
it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So
the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have
poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His
eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is
the cow.......
Thanks & Regards,
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